It used to be pretty basic with no ads or fancy flashing bullshit.
The basic format of the site has changed dramatically over the years also. Basically its a magical land filled with hypocrisy and bad grammar. Now everyones on the Evil Things And Monster Sightings board where the majority of users complain about emo, lables, whos goth and whose not, emo, not being a conformist, making fun of conformists, emo, how much they hate "greenday", emo, complaining about "preps" and "posers" even though they hate lables, and ummmmm. The general chat was taken down after the staff dislodged their heads from their asses for two seconds to see what the hell was going on there. There were a few different boards such as Trading and Shops where you'd advertise your overpriced shit and hope some 8 year old would buy it, the Quests board where you'd beg people to give you their shit that you needed "for a quest", the Guild board that ran on shameless self promotion and weirdos trying to get you to join their cult, the Roleplay board where you could pretend to be an angsting 13 year old with an alcoholic father or a vampire, and of course the general chat where you could cyber with a horny, balding, middle aged porn addict who says there a 16 year old blonde female.
You also had the option of communicating with pedophiles, rapists, 14 year old girls, and other assorted neopet members via the neoboards. After you waste a month or so playing this (not really) cleverly disguised shit you can go buy 10,000 neopoints worth of imaginary crap that will never appear in your inbox anyway because the site is riddled with glitches no one ever fixes. All of which are sure to cause a gambling problem in your child before they reach puberty. Games include snake, tetris, brick, pong, memory, and bastardized versions of poker, blackjack, horse races, and slot machines. Thus everyone became a money hungry whore who played games 24/7 because a paintbrush is worth more than their soul and/or social life. The currency you used to buy items on the site was called neopoints which could be earned through games, trade, shops, random events, or sexual e-favors to the staff. Its main objective was for the user to adopt up to four pets of whatever species was available and feed/play with/train them. Ever since I found Gaia, the only reason I ever go on Neopets anymore is to see how much worse the site is now than before.Ī virtual pet site that started in 1999. And most of all, the boards are filled with "dun h8 me b/cuz im gawf!!!1!!!!!" and "hi im 11/f/us do ne hawt boiz wnt 2 chat?!!?!?!1!" The majority of people on there are JUST FUCKING STUPID.
#Addictive games like neopets mods#
The mods forbid mentioning other sites and try to brainwash children into thinking that Neopets is the best the Internet has to offer. The site is too censored for anyone over the age of seven. The site is run by totalitarian bastards who don't care about anything but money.
(ZOMG reported!!!1!!) They have advertisments on every page. Now, as so many people will tell you, Neopets is the absolute shittiest site on the internet. I always felt comfortable there and all the different aspects of the site were so much fun for me. I played since I was nine years old, and it was my favorite site to be on. A virtual pets site where you get to own four pets, feed them, play games, and chat with your friends.
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